{"product_id":"usa-patriot-humor-u2013-offended-ill-help-you-pack-funny-quote-premium","title":"Usa Patriot Humor U2013 Offended Ill Help You Pack Funny Quote Premium","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\n\n    \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n    \u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/title\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1. T-Shirt Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Comfort, Timeless Style\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOur unisex T-shirt is crafted from premium, soft cotton that feels great on your skin and lasts through every wash. Designed with a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for everyday wear — whether you're chilling at home or out with friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk for a consistent fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction for a flattering shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with jeans, joggers, or shorts — this tee is your go-to essential for effortless style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2. Hoodie Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStay Warm, Stay Stylish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOur unisex hoodie blends cozy comfort with street-smart style. Made from a soft cotton-polyester mix, this hoodie keeps you warm without weighing you down. The double-lined hood and front kangaroo pocket add both function and flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSoft fleece interior for ultimate comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSpacious front pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for layering or wearing solo, it's your all-season companion — from chilly mornings to late-night adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3. Sweater Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEffortless Warmth, Everyday Wear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThis classic unisex sweater brings together simplicity and warmth in one perfect layer. Crafted with a medium-weight cotton blend, it delivers comfort you can count on throughout the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDurable double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSoft brushed fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for cooler weather or casual layering, this sweater keeps you looking sharp and feeling cozy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ibb.co\/pBSQjWFg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.ibb.co\/Txs1MK3Z\/Size-Chart-THS.jpg\" alt=\"Size-Chart-THS\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eShipment Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your order ships immediately. Expect delivery in 3–7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong\u003eOrder Cancellations:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cancellations accepted for 1 hour post-purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResponsibility: No responsibility for lost, stolen packages or USPS delays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🮪 \u003cstrong\u003eWashing Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out in cold water. Avoid bleaching, dry cleaning, and direct ironing on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e U.S. shipping takes 3–7 business days. International Orders: 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e Product and design color may vary slightly due to lighting or monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cb\u003eThank you for shopping with us !!!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Merchize","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":53038734311771,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":53038734344539,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":53038734377307,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":53038734410075,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038734442843,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038734475611,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":53038734508379,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":53038734541147,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":53038734573915,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":53038734606683,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038734639451,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038734672219,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":53038734704987,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":53038734737755,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":53038734770523,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53038734803291,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038734836059,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038734868827,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53038734901595,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53038734934363,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53038734967131,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53038734999899,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038735032667,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038735065435,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":53038735098203,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":53038735130971,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":53038735163739,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53038735196507,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038735229275,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038735262043,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53038735294811,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53038735327579,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53038735360347,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53038735393115,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038735425883,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038735458651,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53038735491419,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53038735524187,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53038735556955,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53038735589723,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038735622491,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038735655259,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":53038735688027,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":53038735720795,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":53038735753563,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53038735786331,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038735819099,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038735851867,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":53038735884635,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":53038735917403,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":53038735950171,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":53038735982939,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038736015707,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038736048475,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":53038736081243,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":53038736114011,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":53038736146779,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":53038736179547,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038736212315,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038736245083,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53038736277851,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53038736310619,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53038736343387,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53038736376155,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038736408923,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038736441691,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":53038736474459,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":53038736507227,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":53038736539995,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53038736572763,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038736605531,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038736638299,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":53038736671067,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":53038736703835,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":53038736736603,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":53038736769371,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038736802139,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038736834907,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":53038736867675,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":53038736900443,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":53038736933211,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":53038736965979,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038736998747,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038737031515,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53038737064283,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53038737097051,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53038737129819,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53038737162587,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038737195355,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038737228123,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":53038737260891,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":53038737293659,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":53038737326427,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53038737359195,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53038737391963,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53038737424731,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0871\/9171\/6187\/files\/91CCIHVL7-L._CLa_7C2140_2C2000_7C81qLBfHG3HL.png_7C0_2C0_2C2140_2C2000_2B0.0_2C0.0_2C2140.0_2C2000.0_AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1779278756","url":"https:\/\/meinstoreco.myshopify.com\/products\/usa-patriot-humor-u2013-offended-ill-help-you-pack-funny-quote-premium","provider":"InkNest","version":"1.0","type":"link"}